If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
(Source: 69shadesofgray, via j-zus)

If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
(Source: 69shadesofgray, via j-zus)
you don’t really understand pain until you leave the house without headphones
(Source: dutchskaters, via w0lfcity)
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
(via goldvvaite)